When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
third nipple confirmed
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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