we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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