I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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