i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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