no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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