He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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