Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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