I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
one might say we're banned from that church
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
He shit in the fireplace
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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