We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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