Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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