You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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