is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
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Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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