I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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