Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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