omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
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