no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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