I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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