Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Michael Bay diarrhea
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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