i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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