there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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