never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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