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I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
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