I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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