I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i think i have two assholes
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
My vagina is officially offended.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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