Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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