was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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