so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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