i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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