i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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