Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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