her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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