I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
i want to swaddle you in tequila
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Randomize
