so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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