He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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