I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
