i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
