If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
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