the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
It was like getting head from an anaconda
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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