You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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