why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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