I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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