i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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