we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
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