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dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize
