I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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