My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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