hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just threw up on my dentist
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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