Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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