And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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