what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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