Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Randomize
