It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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