Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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