those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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