Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
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