Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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