talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
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