i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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