Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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